Lance Armstrong's big interview with Oprah starts tonight and, since we haven't seen a celebrity have to be awkwardly contrite in quite a while, we've been eagerly counting down the hours by guessing what the line of the evening might be.

Oprah Armstrong Memes
Oprah Armstrong Memes

Or it will be a tired parade of carefully rehearsed, meticulously worded answers that reveal and clarify nothing. Lance isn't one to cut corners, though. We're confident he'll make brave choices and go all Impact Bold on the O.

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