The closest he's ever come to a Bluetooth is his penchant for Blue Raspberry Slurpees, but oddly, he's not even talking; he's just the world champion at playing Draw Something with his tongue.

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He's not really worried about the whole talking-while-driving offense. He's more concerned he just robbed five banks while dressed up as a cyborg.

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