We loved Anne as a peroxide blonde! But now we wish she'd channeled Blondie at the Oscars too, instead of Dorothy Hamill. Forget the Met Gala, girl needs an edge in everyday life and we think bleach blond locks should be her new go-to!
We were downright frightened when we saw Ginnifer's blackened raccoon eyes and shellacked brows. Plus, the hair looked more toupee than faux hawk. But we definitely have to give the Once Upon a Time star credit for going full on Banshee.
Emmy's updo was very punk-meets-Game of Thrones, with all the twists and braids piled on top of her head like a faux hawk. Her contoured shadow cat eyes, on the other hand, weren't quite punk, but really made her eyes sparkle.
The Mad Men star's Siouxie raccoon eyes certainly got the "punk" point across, but she lost us with the severely parted hair pulled into a low bun. Mrs. Don Draper should know better!
We loved the fashionista's kohl-rimmed winged eyes, but her hair looked like she'd just let it air dry after a swim in the pool. And not a very punk pool, at that.
Apparently Mary-Kate only read the "chaos" part of the gala's theme and glossed over the "punk" half. That is, if her hippy-gone-wrong braided dreadlocks are any indication.
Surprisingly, we think Kristen had the best makeup of the night. Her red smoked eye could have looked like an allergic reaction on anyone else, but on K.Stew it looked punk yet sultry and brought out the green in her eyes.
Remember those troll pencils that you would twirl between your hands and the hair would go every which way? Exactly. Miley should have opted for an edgy ‘do like a Mohawk with shaved sides instead of this borderline Halloween costume hairdo.
We guess it takes the Met Gala for Taylor to pull those bangs off her face. While the half-updo was more princess than punk, at least she tried to crimp some texture into her locks. That said, she totally rocked those inky eyes.
While we loved Hailee's punk take on a teal and black shadowed cat eye, we think she may have gotten a bit confused with the hair. It ended up looking better suited for a trip to the mall in the ‘80s than a punk rock show.
The Victoria's Secret Angela totally rebelled against the punk theme by rocking an Old Hollywood Glam look. Which is kinda punk in itself if you think about it. And honestly, who cares when she looks that good?
We love that the Once Upon a Time actress took a risk with this modern, messy, braided faux hawk, but decided to keep her makeup simple and classic. It's a nice balance that keeps it on the right side of costume-y.
The Oscar winner "punked" Anna Wintour by ignoring the theme completely. Instead of going edgy, J.Law channeled Grace Kelly with her timeless makeup and netted veil.
Even though Elle is young enough to pull off this Ziggy Stardust look, it totally clashed with her ‘60s tie-dye dress. Maybe's she's so young that when her makeup artist suggested Stardust, she thought it was some type of glitter shadow.
Katie's über-tall pompadour unfortunately reminded us more of a Conehead rather than the Clash. We loved her soft Bobbi Brown shadowed eyes, but we felt the look ended up more pretty than punk.
Uma was another star who declared total anarchy by showing up looking like a Hollywood bombshell. We thought her thick winged eye and classic red lip could not have been a more flattering complement to her flawless skin.
Nicole's shocking grey hair actually brings out the glow in her skin and makes her brown eyes shine. Plus, how could we not love the winged eye, subtle false eyelashes and rich berry lip? The makeup may not have been punk, but it certainly was perfection.
The Girls star was a bit of a walking identity crisis last night. She nailed the eye makeup—dramatic metallic blues made for the most beautiful flavor of punk —but the conservative down 'do fell flat (literally).
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