Mariah Carey, Jennifer Aniston, Britney Spears

Alberto E. Rodriguez/;; Fame Pictures

Star magazine did a story on Hollywood housekeepers "telling all."  The article claimed to reveal some "exclusive secrets" that would leave the reader shocked. Obviously I was excited to find out some jaw-dropping information. 

Right after I called my housekeeper and gave her a sweet raise, I settled down to read the article.  Apparently, Jay-Z and Beyoncé are "demanding."  No kidding.  Mariah Carey wanders around tipsy.  Still waiting for a surprise.  Jennifer Aniston likes to walk around in a bikini.  Oh, that must be horrible for the cleaning lady. You'd have to force clothes on me if I looked like that. 

I was getting pretty frustrated, but then I stumbled upon something that threw me for a loopty-loop.  Britney Spears' former maid claims she once pulled a half-eaten burger from under the pop star's bed.  Look under my bed and try to find a plate with anything but crumbs.  At least Britney knows when enough is enough.  Star magazine: 1, Chelsea Lately: 0.

  • Share
  • Tweet
  • Share

We and our partners use cookies on this site to improve our service, perform analytics, personalize advertising, measure advertising performance, and remember website preferences. By using the site, you consent to these cookies. For more information on cookies including how to manage your consent visit our Cookie Policy.