by Tierney Bricker | Fri., Apr. 6, 2018 9:42 AM
The Internet is in love with a Keto Guido.
When Jersey Shore Family Vacation premiered on Thursday night, it was obvious to anyone with eyeballs that the six-year hiatus had been kind to Vinny Guadagnino. Make that very kind. Thanks to a ketogenic diet and strict workout routine, the 30-year-old reality star was in the best shape of his life, and everyone took notice.
Throughout the two-hour premiere, he charmed viewers with his already-infamous "opening the door" drunk dance move, drunk eating habits (eating all the pepperoni and cheese off the pizza to remain loyal to his keto-lifestyle), and still being the best wingman for his BFF Pauly D, even though he had a girlfriend. (Good news for us/sad news for Vinny: they've since split.)
The thirst for Vinny was evident throughout the night on Twitter, and we've assembled some of the thirstiest Vinny tweets (Here's hoping they all hydrated after the premiere):
When you have to all-caps your Vinny feelings...
VINNY IS SOOOOO ATTRACTIVE WITH FACIAL HAIR OMG OMG OMG & PAULY D JUST GOT 10x MORE ATTRACTIVE SO YEA GO JERSEY SHORE FAM VACA— lex🖤 (@lexsnow_) April 6, 2018
When you've been in love with bae for six years...
Vinny from jersey shore was bae back in 2012 and he’s still bae now 😍— Ugly Barnacle (@al__pallll) April 5, 2018
it’s been like 8 years and i still have a phat crush on vinny from jersey shore— pooge 🇵🇱 2 (@airplaneptdrew) April 6, 2018
When only Internet slang will do...
Vinny from Jersey Shore becomes more daddy everytime I see him— jackie daily (@jaayjaaydee) April 6, 2018
When you can't even spell wine properly because you are too distracted by Vinny...
Vinny from Jersey Shore aged like a fine ass vine 🤤— Amber Harden (@amber_harden14) April 6, 2018
When you secretly just want to be BFF's with his mom...
I want to date Vinny from Jersey Shore just to be close to his mom— Emilia Matacchiero (@EMatacchiero) April 6, 2018
When you point out a celeb look-a-like we had never noticed before, but now can't stop thinking about...
Vinny looks like a mf snack Nick Jonas look alike and I’m here for it #JerseyShore— #1 Elsa in Pants Stan (@JodiDercoleee) April 6, 2018
When you point out you were allowed to watch Jersey Shore when you were only seven years old...
Vinny off jersey shore has been my husband since I was 7— cameren (@cameren_lewis) April 6, 2018
When you need to include your own tweet so you don't look like a hypocrite...
When you go to bed with him on your mind...
Why did I dream with Vinny from jersey shore twice last night 😂😭😭— Krystal Ortiz (@k_aoxoxx) April 6, 2018
When you wake up with him on your mind...
Good morning to Vinny from the Jersey Shore only— 🌷 (@ELLGREGS) April 6, 2018
I feel like now is a good time to confess I am harboring a massive crush on Vinny from #JSFamilyVacation. It was that can't-eat, can't-sleep, reach-for-the-stars, over- the-fence, World Series kind of stuff as soon as his keto guido-ass drunkenly picked pepperoni off that pizza. https://t.co/dCDedFzZp7— tierney bricker (@tbrick2) April 6, 2018
Jersey Shore Family Vacation airs Thursdays at 8 p.m. on MTV.
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