Paul Drinkwater/BravoHeather Dubrow bled all over Tamra Judge's sex party on The Real Housewives of Orange County. Yes, you read that sentence right.
Heather and her Botched husband Dr. Terry Dubrow had just done leeching—you know, putting leeches on your stomach and then using those juices on your face. Normal stuff. But the bleeding didn't stop once the leeches were removed, so the sex party took a bloody turn. Oh yeah, Tamra's sex party was to launch Cut Fitness' sex-inspired work out videos. Real normal stuff.
"What did you do to your wife?" Vicki Gunvalson asked Dr. Dubrow.
"Leeches," he calmly responded.
So what's the deal with the leeches? Here's Heather's explanation: "You know how Demi Moore looks like she's, like, 20? She gets leeches on her stomach and then they suck your blood. Then they squish 'em out and they put it on your face and it makes you young and fabulous," she said. The leech therapy, according to Heather, brightens and tightens skin and provides a youthful glow.
Oh, OK. If you say so. But the bleeding doesn't stop once the leeches are removed. Heather took pieces of maxi pads and duct taped them to hers and Terry's stomach to stop the bleeding. But they bled through the pads.
"You guys are so weird. Oh my god, you guys are so weird. Everything is so weird in Orange County," Vicki said.
Truth.
Heather requested Tamra's second outfit (she was woefully unprepared for her leech bleed out) to change into, but Meghan King Edmonds was also having sex party wardrobe problems. Nipples, y'all. They all retreated to the bathroom to swap clothes. "This is like a freak party," Vicki said. "Like Moulin Rogue gone to hell."
Later in the night, Vicki and Meghan once again talked about her concern over Brooks Ayers' cancer. Jim Edmonds got involved, but really wasn't pleased to be going back and forth with Vicki and Shannon Beador. "Jim, talk to me in five years when you're divorced!" Vicki told him. But she quickly apologized for that. "I feel bad for him; he's in a bad situation," Vicki said.
After storming out, Meghan and Jim had a tense car ride home where Meghan proclaimed she cares about Brooks and whether the psychic was alluding to him not having cancer because...justice. "I care because justice cares," she said. "I have a strong...you know me and justice."
The Real Housewives of Orange County airs Mondays at 9 p.m. on Bravo.
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