Is Amy Schumer psychic?
In Tuesday's episode of Comedy Central's Inside Amy Schumer, a fictional pop quartet performed "Girl, You Don't Need Makeup" in the vein of One Direction's 2011 hit "What Makes You Beautiful." (But seriously, did Schumer know Zayn Malik planned to leave the band, or was that just a coincidence?)
The video began with the boy band serenading the minimally made up comic: "Girl, it ain't no lie / Just look deep into my eyes / You're perfect and I think you should know / You should know / That you don't need no lipstick / You don't need no blush / 'Cause you've got that inner natural glow / Magazines say that you're whack / Girl, don't believe them / Just leave that tabloid trash on the rack / Girl, don't you read them / You're beautiful and who cares what they think / Now wash that loving face off in the sink / In the sink, girl / Girl, you don't need makeup / You're perfect when you wake up / Just walk around like that all day / Wipe that goop off of your face / I'll take you to a special place / It's something that I've got to say / Wipe it off (woo) / Wipe it off (yeah) / Wipe it off (let's go, girl) / Wipe it off."
Schumer did as she was told, removing her natural-looking makeup.