Leave it to Amy Schumer to call a butt/booty what she says it really is: a fudge machine.

The comedienne has made an epic kinda-NSFW music video parodying the world's obsession with butts, calling it everything that she says it is instead of praising what she says it's not. In Schumer's world, big booties are laudable for sure (including hers!) but she, Amber Rose and Method Man are here to remind everyone that they also serve a purpose...to excrete poop.

Even if you're not a fan of poop humor—and if you aren't you really ought to stop reading now—you have to give credit to the Trainwreck actress for getting these to performers to recite lyrics such as "You say you don't like asses because I fart and break your glasses" and "milk, milk lemonade, around the corner fudge is made."

The video shows Schumer and Rose, dressed in bright yellow outfits, shaking their booties all over the place. The backup dancers, also blessed with big "fudge machines", shake their tushies throughout the whole video because, as Rose sings, "Tits are old news if you know what I mean."

Amy Schumer, Amber Rose, Milk Milk Lemonade

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It takes an even funnier turn when the entertainers start listing alternative name for their booties including "giant tuchus" and "loaf pincher." Way to keep it real, ladies! Rose, who consistently flaunts her assets on social media, has recently defended her booty after some people noticed it wasn't as smooth in real life as it appears to be in her photos!

A celebrity photographer took the picture in question where her butt looks different from similar pics of herself in the same revealing swimsuit, which she had shared online. The self-proclaimed MILF explained why she has dimples in another post.

"Yaaaaaas dimples on the booty!" she wrote. "Lol #StandUpStraightSoIKnowitsReal #BeautifulBabiesGiveYouBeautifulDimples #MILFIN."

Rose is a mother to 1-year-old son Sebastian Taylor Thomaz, whose father is estranged husband Wiz Khalifa. The picture she had posted showed a completely smooth butt, which she says is a result of perfect posing. 

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