Getty Images, AP PhotoHave you heard? The Kardashians have descended on Armenia. Who are we kidding—of course you've heard. The family's arrival was the plane landing heard 'round the world. Kim, Khloe, Kanye and North have arrived and life for Armenians will never the same.
A trip as legendary as this homecoming deserves an equally legendary itinerary. Now we know that the Kardashians have all sorts of resources at their disposal (wealth, connections, limitless spray tan solution) but we figured it wouldn't hurt if we threw out a few suggestions.
So without further ado, here are our suggestions for the Kardashian gang.
1. Visit the Tsitsernakaberd Memorial. This museum, which chronicles the plight of the Armenian genocide—a topic Kim cares about and has spoken about—is one of the most important landmarks in the country.
2. Take a selfie at Mount Ararat, the peak where Noah's Ark supposedly landed. Because that would be one legendary photo opp.
3. Stop for a sushi lunch. There's a Katsuya outpost in Armenia, right? Sugarfish maybe?
4. Knock out the daily waist training regimen while on a tour of the country's many monasteries. Just because you're on vacation doesn't mean you can have a cheat day.
5. Stop by the Balmain pop-up at the Dalma Garden Mall, Armenia's first major shopping center. We're pretty sure Olivier Rousteing got the memo to be ready for them.
6. Hit a neighborhood chess match. The challenging game is highly popular in Armenia, and it would be an excellent opportunity to not only get to know the locals.
7. Get a spray tan. We can't recommend an exact location, since as we mentioned we haven't been to Armenia, but we're pretty sure the Kards have some sort of sixth sense that directs them to the nearest salon.
8. Be very careful when signing any guest books while sightseeing. We don't need another Bieber fiasco on our hands.
Tune-in to a brand new episode of Keeping Up with The Kardashians this Sunday, April 12 at 9/8c on E!