Cristiano Ronaldo, Statue


Oh hey, Cristiano Ronaldo's metal bulge.

On Sunday, the 29-year-old soccer star unveiled a new statue of himself in his hometown of Funchal, Portugal. The hunky athlete was all smiles while posing for pics in front of his likeness yesterday.

While the unveiling made headlines for obvious reasons, some fans on the Internet took notice of the impressive bulge feature on Ronaldo's statue. "You have to see the new, um, flattering statue of Cristiano Ronaldo," the Washington Post wrote in reference to the very visible statue penis that was cast in metal.

In a less subtle move, Deadspin wrote, "Cristiano Ronaldo Statue Features A Big Ol' Bulging Dick." They aren't wrong.

"This is a very special moment, to have a statue of me," Ronaldo also said during yesterday's event.

Meanwhile, Ronaldo took to Twitter to share his thoughts on the new statue but didn't thank workers for highlighting his junk in the process. "I feel so proud to be honoured with a statue in Madeira. It's a huge joy to share this [moment], " the sexy star wrote.

Check out the Ronaldo and his package for yourself!

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