Hot Mess Alert! January Jones Rocks Her Grandma's Tablecloth

Why is the Mad Men star wearing this giant, blue lace table cover?

By JJ Moore Oct 30, 2013 10:00 PMTags
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If we had a body like January Jones we would wear nothing but hot, body-hugging minis. Apparently the X-Men star has very different fashion priorities.

For some reason, she chose this baggy blue vintage look for a recent red carpet event. Betty Draper saves the style thanks to her flawless makeup and gorgeous blonde locks, but we can't figure out why she wants to look like she's wearing grandma's crocheted tablecloth!

What's tricky about this dress is that a few tweaks could make it smokin' hot! The see-through sections are incredibly sexy, and we love the deep sky hue. If a good tailor raised and tightened that waistline and cut five inches off the skirt, our favorite TV ice queen would be wearing a hot, antique-inspired mini.

But alas...for now she just looks like she cut a hole in the Thanksgiving table dressing.