You either love Twilight or you really, really, really, really, really hate it.
For those in the latter camp, this one's for you:
"You demanded it, and we suffered through watching it multiple times," the comedians and movie fanatics over at CinemaSins wrote alongside this video. "We're scarred for life, but here's your sins video for Twilight."
While some of the "sins" in question are actual goofs made during production (continuity errors, flubs, etc.), most are subjective.
Our favorite? "Bella Googles 'cold ones' and somehow doesn't end up with a page full of Budweiser results."
Total sins they find (in just the first movie!): 113
And most of them come courtesy of Kristen Stewart. Seriously, K.Stew fans, we warned you.