Chelsea Handler: Angelina Jolie Is "a Demon," Taylor Swift Is a Forever "Virgin"

Comedian sounds off to Bravo's Andy Cohen on polarizing figures Tuesday on Watch What Happens Live

By Rebecca Macatee Mar 07, 2013 3:45 PMTags

Chelsea Handler isn't afraid to speak her mind!

Tuesday on Watch What Happens Live with Bravo's Andy Cohen, Jennifer Aniston's BFF compared Angelina Jolie to "a demon" and theorized that Taylor Swift is a "virgin" with an "embarrassing" demeanor.

When asked if she sided with Amy Poehler and Tina Fey (whose Golden Globes joke did not sit well with Taylor) or the offended country-pop star, Chelsea said she was "not on anyone's side, because I don't care enough."

"I mean, I like that [Taylor's] being that vociferous about something—she thinks they're out to get her, and they were clearly making a joke just about her demeanor, which is embarrassing," Chelsea added. "She's just dated so many men."

"My theory about Taylor Swift is that she's a virgin [and] that everyone breaks up with her because they date her for two weeks and she's like, 'I'm not gonna do it,' and they're like, 'Oh, well, forget it. Then I don't wanna date you.'"

"Every guy thinks they're gonna devirginize her, and they're not," said Chelsea. "She's never gonna get devirginized. Ever. Ever, ever, ever, ever."

Well, Chelsea also has major beef with one woman we know isn't carrying around the V-card. "[Angelina Jolie] seems like a demon," she said bluntly about the mother of six. "It has nothing to do with Jennifer [Aniston]. As a woman, I know when you see somebody walking across the room that's a bad girl."

"I just don't like Angelina Jolie," Chelsea said. "I don't think she's a girl's girl. I like girl's girls."