Karolína Kurková, Naomi Campbell and Coco Rocha Have a Supermodels' Night Out—Make Nigel Barker Luckiest Man Alive

These models, and Nigel Barker, show us what a night out on the town with a couple of gorgeous models looks like.

By Leslie Gornstein Jan 08, 2013 1:17 AMTags
Karolina Kurkova, Naomi Campbell, Nigel Barker, Coco RochaPaul Drinkwater/NBC

Think you can hang with Karolína Kurková, Naomi Campbell, Nigel Barker and Coco Rocha? Here are the rules:

Rule No. 1: Wear something that only Saudi princesses or Beyoncé can afford. Otherwise, go home.

Rule No. 2: No eating. Unless you want to be chubby like Gisele Bündchen.

Rule No. 3: Put on lots of winged eyeliner, like Rocha. If you don't know how to do that by now—and in your sleep—bitch, you're so not worthy.

Rule No. 4: There's a camera, smile, you idiot. OK, it's gone. Where were we? Oh, righ, stop looking at that vegetable tray. Naughty, naughty, you carrot gobbler, you.

Rule No. 5: See Karolína on the left there? She has a wrinkle on one of her fingers. Tell no one.

Rule. No. 6: Do your best to look like you really want to be at this fine NBC party for television critics in Pasadena. We're lookin' at you, Coco.