Jennifer Lopez's Fembot Look for Harper's Bazaar: Gotta Have It or Make It Stop?

The futuristic, metallix and slightly dominatrix look is featured on the cover of Harper's Bazaar.

By Leslie Gornstein Jan 04, 2013 12:33 AMTags
Jennifer Lopez, Harpers BazaarKatjia Rawles for Harper’s Bazaar

We've been anxiously waiting for our patented Jennifer Lopez android replicant to come in the mail and it's finally here!

The life-sized fembot comes with $3,850 Tom Ford boots, a $9,990 Fendi dress and a promise to never, ever harm humans...as long as those humans own their own palaces in Turkey, where this photo was taken for Harper's Bazaar.

Any human stupid enough to not own a palazzo in the Caucasus should know better than to bring home one of these J.Lo Bots. Unless they enjoy being beaten to death with massive Cavalli cuff bracelets. ($2,050 each, we will have you know.)

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The Fashion Police January 3 Poll

What do you think of J.Lo's futuristic look?
Gotta have it!
58.5%
Make it stop!
41.5%