by Ted Casablanca | Thu., Mar. 15, 2012 8:00 AM
So, I'm curious: These shots of Angelina Jolie walking with her pack of kids or Beyoncé and her mom walking in NYC with baby Blue Ivy. If the shots were wider, what would we see? Nannies, bodyguards, assistants? Or just exactly what we see, mothers and children walking down the street?
Dear Mommie Dearest:
It's no secret that working women in this town sometimes rely on nannies or assistants for a little extra legwork and A-listers like Angie and Bey certainly have security—who better to keep those pesky paps away from their kids?—but these two are competent moms on their own, if that's what you’re getting at. Some nonceleb mamas take advantage of the same resources, who cares?
The Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth breakup really upset me! They were totally adorable together. Several reports have stated that he cheated. Please, please tell me that's not true! Or else I'll never be able to look at Dr. Carlisle Cullen the same again. Love ya!
Dear The Doctor Is In:
The two have denied any extracurricular hanky-panky on either part (though, you're right, Peter has been the subject of most of the cheating rumors that have popped up post-divorce confirmation), and I told you yesterday he wasn't one of my Vicers. Some relayshes just don’t last, no matter how hard the two try.
Are Alex Pettyfer and Riley Keough engaged? They were out at a restaurant in L.A. and it looks like there is a ring on her finger, albeit of the costume jewelry kind. Are they just stirring up interest for Magic Mike, or is it something more?
Dear G-Stringed Groom:
Neither party's people are confirming that any marital questions have been popped, but I think it might just be true. Alex himself has tweeted how happy he currently is and he's always been a H'wood dude with family on the mind. Mazel, eh?!
I have been so busy at work this week that I have been neglecting my gossip columns. I finally get a chance to check in and I find out that Jennie Garth and Peter Facinelli are getting divorced, Charlize Theron has adopted a baby and Jessica Simpson still hasn't given birth...what is going on?! On a separate note, I have been curious about Jake Gyllenhaal's relationships for a while. The only girlfriend that I saw any real chemistry with was Kirsten Dunst. What ever happened between them?
Dear Welcome Back:
Ugh, I totally heart Charlize and little Jackson already. She is going to make a divine mama. But on to your question: Jakeypoo had the most chemistry with KiKi. And if he were going to make it work with any of his famous GFs, she woulda been the one to beat…unfortunately, it just wasn’t in the cards.
Are we going to hear from anyone in the Glee camp—particularly Heather Morris—on her take of the naked photos that were supposedly hacked? Do you think she released them? Are they doctored? She hasn't said a thing, and I am wondering how she will respond. Young kids love her character and she is very popular, how is she not issuing a statement?
Dear Stripped Down and Shut Up:
I doubt you'll hear much from her, doll. I expect her to follow in the footsteps of her fellow hacked stars like Scarlett Johansson and Olivia Munn and find a not-so-dramatic way to address the photos. Not freaking out gives the hacker zilch in terms of power.
Who do you think Kristen Stewart will do future films with? I would love to see her and Robert Pattinson do something different together. Also for some reason, I think she should work with Michael Fassbender. I love him. What do you think?
Dear the Possibilities Are Endless:
Well, I suspect she'll have a film come out with Charlize Theron and Chris Hemsworth. Just kiddin', babe, and I like your idea of a K.Stew-Fassy flick. They're both into that gritty stuff, anyway. As for Rob, I’d love to see him team up with Judd Apatow on a comedy. I know he has it in him.