Paris Hilton, Charlie Sheen, Steve Carell, Kate Hudson, Kate Middleton, Prince William; Jason Merritt/Getty Images; NBC; Jemal Countess/Getty Images; AP Photo/Matt Dunham

THEY DOTH!: Eight years in the making—or almost 29 years if you've been waiting since the day Prince William was born—but the world finally scored itself round-the-clock coverage of something that didn't suck, i.e. the matrimonial union of Prince Charles and Princess Diana's firstborn son and Catherine Elizabeth Middleton of the adorable-sounding Berkshire village of Bucklebury. We left no stone unturned the day of, so anything you want to know about the royal wedding, or anything you may have missed while you were turning last night's roast into bubble and squeak—you'll find it here, including lots of video highlights. (Alas, according to you guys, the best princess ever is Rapunzel.)

What else happened besides the royal nuptials? Keep on reading...

THEY WILL!: Kate Hudson revealed on Today that she and Muse frontman Matthew Bellamy are indeed planning to tie the knot, and she has the ring to prove it!

NO THANK YOU: Paris Hilton was attempting to walk into court to testify against the guy accused of trying to burglarize her home when some guy in the crowd, in trying to propose to the heiress, smacked her boyfriend, Cy Waits. The would-be fiancé later copped to battery and is currently in jail. Maybe he was confused by Paris' familiar-looking jacket and he thought it was 2007.

Steve Carell, The Office

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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID: Fans of The Office bid adieu to the World's Most Inappropriate Boss, whose moments of redemption made working for—and watching—Michael Scott all those years completely worthwhile. We wish Steve Carell the best kind of post-sitcom success that Tom Hanks enjoys.

BABY BOOM: January Jones is expecting her first child with a man who shall remain a mystery for now...Former Jersey Shore roomie Angelina Pivarnick is telling people she's pregnant, but she hasn't exactly flashed a sonogram around, if you get our drift...Ian Ziering and wife Erin are first-time parents of a daughter...Justin Guarini and wife Reina Capodici welcomed a son, their first together.

HEARTBREAK HO-TEL: Charlie Sheen was dumped by goddess Rachel "Bree Olsen" Oberlin via text, but pulled himself up by his bootstraps and earmarked all merchandise sales from his show in San Francisco for the Giants fan who's in a coma after being severely beaten at a Dodgers game.

OPENING UP: Endlessly brave CBS News correspondent Lara Logan recounted her experience being viciously attacked earlier this year while covering the political unrest and riots in Egypt...Michael Douglas tells Oprah Winfrey that Catherine Zeta-Jones had no choice but to go public about her battle with bipolar disorder...Lindsay Lohan's traveled quite the winding road since first appearing on The Tonight Show when she was 12...Taylor Momsen insists it's the media that's portraying her as some kind of bad girl...Charlie Sheen penned a nasty open letter to Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre

TEEN MAMA DRAMA: See Jenelle Evans freak out on her mom and a couple of girls. See Jenelle Evans pick up trash...A select group of well-behaved Teen Moms taped a Dr. Oz appearance, and unfortunately Leah Messer isn't talking about what happened between her and Corey Simms.

FEUDAL TIMES: Barack and Michelle Obama visited Oprah and waved off the birthers after his birth-certificate-revealing press conference...Cher joins the Donald Trump Is a Douche club...Rosie O'Donnell still isn't much of a fan, either...What does John Legend's girlfriend, Chrissy Teigen, have against Avril Lavigne?...Paris Hilton insists she isn't the "worst driver ever" who almost ran into tweetin' mad Sarah Shahi...Alicia Silverstone and Michael Vick aren't fans of a new virtual dog-training (and fighting) app for Android phones..David Letterman told Dr. Phil that Donald Trump would not be allowed back on his show until he apologized/explained his attacks on President Obama.

FAREWELLS: Alice Ward, mother of boxer Mickey Ward who was portrayed by Melissa Leo in The Fighter, died at 79, several months after she stopped breathing for 30 minutes after suffering cardiac arrest.

Casey Abrams, Haley Reinhart, American Idol

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TV LAND: Casey Abrams could run, but he couldn't hide, from the American Idol reaper...Wasn't it a little early for Chris Jericho to leave Dancing With the Stars?...Ex-Idoler Frenchie Davis showed up on The Voice...Ann Curry is said to be the No. 1 replacement for Meredith Vieira, who may be checking out much sooner than we thought...Some extra heated shenanigans on Survivor: Redemption Island...Peep WWK's first-ever Pinup of the Day...HBO casts Bristol Palin in Game Change...New Aflac quack premieres...More Gossip Girl, Top Model and other CW faves renewed...Sneak a peek at next week's episode of Glee.

SCREENPLAY: Next year's Golden Globes will be handed out Jan. 15...Elizabeth Banks officially joins The Hunger Games...With all the sexy Robsten pics, we almost forgot that Taylor Lautner is in Breaking Dawn, too...Is Arnold Schwarzenegger seriously coming back for more Terminator?...Jodie Foster again goes to bat for Mel Gibson...Does this creepy trailer make you excited to see Transformers: Dark of the Moon?...We know this trailer makes you even more excited for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2...The cool mutants are back, but younger, in X-Men: First Class...Superman-in-waiting Henry Cavill heats up Immortals...Will Joel McHale be another notch on Anna Faris' belt in What's Your Number...For your weekend-entertainment consideration: Fast Five vs. Prom.

MUSICAL NOTES: Jason Aldean heads up the field for the CMT Music Awards...Bon Jovi will rock on without a rehabbing Richie Sambora...Reba McEntire and Blake Shelton will host a benefit concert for tornado victims in the South...Warren G whipped a tribute single together for Nate Dogg...Steven Tyler wrote a memoir and, yes, there will be drugs.

LAW & DISORDER: Katy Perry sicced her lawyers on Aussie rag NW over a cheating-on-Russell Brand story...Katie Holmes collected her due from Star for its "Katie Drug Shocker" story...Did Beyoncé blow off a video game deal?...The NYPD is looking into why Diddy got the Charlie Sheen treatment...The creator of Mike Tyson's face tattoo is suing Warner Bros. for ripping off his design in Hangover II.

RUMOR PATROL: Is Chris Brown engaged?...Is Lady Gaga really godmother to Elton John and David Furnish's son?...Is Kendall Jenner dating Snoop Dogg's son?

COVERAGE: Kendall Jenner leads the way for American Cheerleader...Alex Pettyfer didn't mind the bollocks in an interview with VMAN.

SEEN: Renée Zellweger enjoying the spotlight at a 42nd-birthday dinner party in her honor at Indochine in Manhattan...David Arquette telling E! about his collaboration with Kelly Osbourne outside Boa Steakhouse in West Hollywood...Blake Lively posing at the Time 100 gala in NYC...Megan Fox's disappearing tattoo.

WATCH: Relive all the best moments from the royal wedding!

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