Robert Pattinson, Lady Gaga, Sarah Palin

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William & Kate's Royal Wedding

Not everyone was as lucky enough as the Beckhams, Joss Stone and Mr. Bean to make the über-exclusive invite list to the royal wedding, but hey, it's a small affair of only 1,900 of Wills and Kate's closest friends!

Sadly, we didn't make the list. And we're pretty sure you didn't, either. But don't feel bad! We used our super savvy Royal Name Generator to show which of your favorite (and least favorite) celebs didn't make the cut, either. And with royal names like these, it's shocking they won't be attending!

Duke Robert Heston Pattinsonskitt of Londonham

Baroness Kristen Eugenia Stewartton of Los Angelespool

Countess Sarah Prudence Palincott of Alaskaham

Baron Charlie Twicklethorpe Sheenberton of Los Angelesham

Duchess Lady Ticky Gagacott of Marspool

Prince Taylor Crispin Lautnerskitt of Los Angelesshire

Dame Ashley Calthorpe Greenecott of Los Angelespool

Baron Joe Fergus Jonasskitt of Los Angelesford

HM Queen Nikki Calthorpe Reedham of Los Angelesburgh

HM King Kellan Astrup Lutzskitt of Hollywoodshire

Duchess AnnaLynne Duckworth McCordham of Hollywoodburgh

Dame LeAnn Duckworth Rimesham of Malibupool

OK, so it's a no brainer why half this list didn't make the cut, but come on, Robert Pattinson! He's practically English friggin' royalty, already! And LeAnn Rimes is always so busy figuring out how the hell to make herself more (in)famous, we're stupefied she didn't at least tweet how she was trying to nab an invite to Westminster Abbey tomorrow.

But did you see the most shocking thing of all on this lineup?

Her Majesty Nikki Reed, while K.Stew only gets to be a measly baroness?

Sorry, but Lord Ted Twicklethorpe Casablancacock of Hollywoodshire is royally peeved over this one.

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