Caption Kelly Rutherford's Not-So-Hot Pink Dress

Gossip Girl matriarch wears a pink gown for a good cause, but could she have found that fit? Write a clever caption about her getup and we'll post our favorite

UPDATE:

Pixie Says: "Pepto Dismal!"

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Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Kelly Rutherford, at the Breast Cancer Research Foundation Hot Pink party in New York City

OMFG! We know the Gossip Girl star is out in support of a great cause—kudos to that, babe—but this hot-pink gown is a hot mess. The color is gorgeous, but the cut, the fit, the length...it's like a badly done fashion student project. Kelly, couldn't you have borrowed something from Lily van der Woodsen's couture closet?

What do you think of the actress's sloppy ensemble? Write a clever caption about her getup below and we'll post our favorite here and on our Facebook page.