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• After her shocking American Idol elimination, reports flew that Pia Toscano had perhaps signed a record deal (or was close to it). Plus, was there any reason to think someone might have wanted the songbird off the reality show in the first place?
• Oh, and she went out with Dancing With the Stars' hottie Mark Ballas.
• Sister Wives star Kody Brown announced that his fourth wife, Robyn, is expecting their first child together (and that makes 17 for the Brown brood).
• Charlie Sheen's Violent Torpedo of Truth tour hit New York City…and he didn't exactly win over the crowd the first time out. Meanwhile, let's consider why Jon Cryer may be keeping mum on his former co-star's antics.
• Prince William and Kate Middleton's rumored wedding guest list made the rounds, though it didn't make the list of super fun royal family shockers.
• Natalie Portman's Your Highness didn't fare well in this weekend's box office, while Hop took the top spot with $21.7 million. Arthur followed up the animated flick at $12.6 million, and Hanna grabbed third with $12.3 million.
• Angelina Jolie released a sneak peak of her upcoming jewelry line with designer Robert Procop.
• Ashley Judd responded to the backlash she received from the hip-hop community after stating that its artists promoted "rape culture."
• Kristen Stewart celbrated a birthday, turning 21 Saturday.
• Boardwalk Empire's Michael Shannon was cast as General Zod in Zack Snyder's new Superman flick Man of Steel.
• Reese Witherspoon and agent hubby Jim Toth were spotted in Belize on their honeymoon, with the Oscar winner's kids, Ava and Deacon, in tow.
• Legendary director Sidney Lumet passed away at the age of 86 Saturday morning in his New York City home.
• Gael Garcia Bernal welcomed a daughter with his girlfriend Dolores Fonzi.