Lindsay Lohan

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Most people don't faceplant on sidewalks when they're totally sober. But most people aren't Lindsay Lohan.

After photos surfaced of her falling in the streets of NYC during her Wednesday night on the town, Linds swears she hasn't fallen off the wagon.

What say you, LiLo?

"I was not drinking nor do I drink," she insisted to TMZ.

See, guys, this was just Lindsay being funny.

"funny how making a joke can turn into.... well, me falling and a story.. #twisted," she tweeted about the incident. Because sitting with your head on the pavement is just so hilarious! Remember when Lindsay was funny in the movies and not in her real life? (And didn't have to worry about violating her probation, which forbids her  from consuming alcohol.)

Or, um, it was about Lindsay being clumsy.

On her Facebook page, she offered a different explanation, calling herself a "klutz."

Either way, Linds was feeling well enough last night for another night on the town.

She attended the Cinema Society screening of Jake Gyllenhaal's new Source Code Thursday night, where she wasn't in the mood to talk and skipped all of the press on the carpet.

But she was in the mood to go out yet again. One of her pals tells me she was texting them last night trying to convince them to go out with her.

They declined, but we're sure she was just looking for a dance partner, not a drinking buddy.

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