Untold Stories of the E.R. is notable not just for its untold stories, but for its re-enactments of said untold stories. Like this one, about the world's worst erection.  

Cut! OK, that was good. But I want to see more desperation in your face.

Let me paint a picture for you: You're a struggling actor, doing anything for a break. You finally land a role playing a medical patient with an "intense erection" that won't go down.

Excited, you go to your parents' house for dinner and tell them the news. They tell you that Bloomingdale's still has an opening in the sales department. You tell them the news again, thinking they didn't hear you. They disown you. You—oh no, don't cry. C'mon, cheer up, kid. You don't need parents, you got a SAG card now!

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