Parents, how many times have you been out Christmas shopping for your kids and thought, "Sure, little Timmy will like this toy dog. But he'd like it a lot more if it came with toy dog feces." Well, this Christmas your disturbing prayers have been answered. Assuming of course that you live in Germany. Because this year the Germans have a hot, steaming new toy on the market. 

Only 19.99! That is, until you factor in your child's inevitable future addiction to expensive fetish porn, as well as the years of therapy that are sure to come after. Then it's...well, priceless.

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