Last night's Millionaire Matchmaker proved that it's such a fine line between benign creepiness and oh-my-God-he's-going-to-bury-me-in-his-crawlspace creepiness. Which side does Matchmaker client David fall on? Well, watch the montage, then decide for yourself.

It puts the embryo in its mouth or else it gets the hose down south. Sorry, we just realized where we've seen this guy before. Nice haircut, Buffalo Bill.

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