At this point, it goes without saying that the emaciated souls competing on Survivor are all going to survive. The tribal council really isn't going to vote to have someone's flesh ripped slowly from their body as they're suspended by hooks from some exotic tree.

Though maybe that'd make things a bit more interesting for Jeff Probst.

And Joel McHale will make things even more interesting than that when he challenges you to live through a harrowing new Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!

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