Congratulations! You're seven days older than you were last week. To celebrate, let's take a look back at the most titillating moments of the week in Soup.
1. There is much to be learned from The Real Housewives of New Jersey. Pregnant, classy Teresa not only schools us on the fact that "chucky" refers to something other than a mutilated doll from horror films, but that hers is well groomed.