A lot can happen in two days. Fourty-eight hours can pass. The name of the day can change from Monday to Wednesday. And Chad Ochocinco can go from being a contestant on Dancing With the Stars to no longer being a contestant on Dancing With the Stars.
Sorry, Ocho. It's time to bid you adios. But at least you can take heart in the knowledge that you somehow managed to trick Cheryl Burke into thinking you were a different person.