Donald Trump likes to give back. We're all familiar with his selfless work on Celebrity Apprentice, giving fading D-listers one more career-propping crutch. Last night saw his other charity event that offers young women the chance at personal achievement and self-respect through strutting their junk in bikinis (move over Hawaiian Tropic!).
Speaking of charity, Joan Rivers was onhand to make jokes about her breasts, being old, and her old breasts. She also revealed her twisted interest in pageant co-host Curtis Stone.