Alexis Neiers, Mel Gibson, Lindsay Lohan

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Monday got you feeling glum? Relax, your life could be so much worse.

You could be...

Mel Gibson First, he dumped his wife, and now he's accused of cheating on his baby mama with a "porn producer." (Mel denies this latest charge.)

Lindsay Lohan The tabloid staple's trainwrecky dad thinks her hard-partying self needs to be court-ordered to rehab.

Alexis Neiers While we give props to the Pretty Wild one for coming to her senses and pleading "no contest" to her Bling Ring burglary charges, we really don't envy her six-month sentence.

So smile, and pick your best of the bad days:

Schadenfreude Poll! May 10, 2010
Who are you happiest that you're not?

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Know who's always having a good day? Lou!

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