Carrie Prejean, Sarah Palin

AP Photo/Denis Poroy, AP Photo/J. Scott Applewhite

We're in the home stretch of 2009 here folks, and it certainly was a year full of sleazy DC wannabes and rejects.

It's no surprise that political-minded figures are a bunch of bullcrap, but when women are the ones doing the shoveling out of both sides of their mouths, the results get simply hysterical:

Self-Righteous Ho Model: Sarah Palin vs. Carrie Prejean

Sarah Palin We still only see her as Sexy Sarah (even though we know that gun-totin' bikini pic was totally 'shopped). Palin pimped out her do-gooding, moose-hunting values—along with her family—to shill her book across the country. And it totally worked! At least we'll deduct ho points since she disassociated herself, and her daughter, with Playgirl pinup Levi Johnston.

Carrie Prejean: The warrior for "opposite marriage" was caught posing for topless photos, then lying about said photos. Turns out, no one gave a crap about topless pics once it got out that the beauty queen and self-described Christian role model willingly pleasured herself on camera in a sex tape. This is the woman who thinks she's morally superior to pretty much everyone around her?

Ho Ho Ho Awards: Round 4!
Who was the bigger ho in 2009?
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Check back after the Ho-lidays on January 5th for the results
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