Frosty may be a jolly, happy soul, but his wholesome fanbase is more than a little aggrieved.
The ever-offended Parents Television Council is doing its part to spread the holiday jeer, singling out a couple of CBS cross-promotional ads as an example of, well, pretty much everything that's wrong with the world today.
Still, good to know they're keeping their priorities in order.
The ads, promoting the classic holiday specials Frosty the Snowman and Frosty Returns on CBS later this month, are dubbed over with some sassy dialogue from Two and a Half Men and How I Met Your Mother.
Apparently seeing Frosty muse on down-there rashes, the doability of grandmas, orgies, bulimia, bros' nights at strip clubs, porn collections as the greatest gift of all and punching babies, does not an acceptable promo make for the PTC, even when the spots are clearly parodies.