by Ted Casablanca | Thu., Oct. 4, 2007 5:13 AM
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5. Humble Pie: Because cocky-butt Wilmer and his ever-present bod-goons could use a serving or 10 of this par-tick dish.
4. Roast Turkey: ‘Cause the normally tryptophan-filled Nicky puts us to sleep, kinda like after you stuff yourself with this bird on Thanksgiving.
3. South-of-the-Border Surprise: In honor of the naked pics that surfaced of Nick and Vanessa Minnillo in Mexico. Don’t ask what this one tastes like (musty).
2. Short Ribs: This special is for Nicky, since she likes her men on the petite side. B-f David Katzenberg is way short, and former flame Kevin Connolly is also under six feet. (And you all know what they say ‘bout the more diminutive dudes, doncha?)
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See, Sean and Jayden were the only real responsibilities she had left in her increasingly spray-tanned existence. It’s not like she’s on tour and has to perform. She has no manager, publicist or mama to answer to these days. Now that Kevin has the procreative results, Ms. Es doesn’t have to worry about the rappin’ ex watching her myriad missteps. Now that she’s no longer a mom, why wouldn’t she go out every night and get wasted? What the hell else does she have to do? Write Sarah Silverman hate mail?
And to add insult to injury, not only does Kevin get the kids but apparently he’s still important enough to make the guest list for Tinseltown parties. The "PopoZão" papa was invited to (and RSVP'd for) Rolling Stone’s Hot Party at Opera tonight. (He didn’t actually make the Hot List, by the by, as that would just be ridiculous.) But now there’s a chance K-Fed won’t grace the bash with his presence.
“We aren’t sure if he’s coming due to Monday’s events,” was the word from organizers, when we asked if he was still planning to attend. Although we’d love to grill the guy Awful-style about all things Brit, we actually give him props for reconsidering his revelry plans. The last things the Spears-Federline tots need is another partying parent. If he has half a brain, he won’t show—but this is Kevin Federline we’re talking about. Stay desultory tuned.
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Cynthia Nixon takin’ a break from filming the Sex and the City movie to take in a play. Cyn and partner Christine Marinoni caught Ian McKellen’s final performance of King Lear. Seat spies report that the flame-haired femme looked “fantastic” in a linen jacket and khakis, and her partner is “more attractive in person than pictures lead you to believe.” Havin’ a gay old time back in Hell-Ay was…
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