There's no debating the accuracy of the statement "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," particularly when applied to Sin City's crossbar hotel.
Welcome to Las Vegas Jailhouse, where the action is not only a lot more entertaining than Blue Man Group, it's filled with wacky characters like the woman in this clip, who is not happy about her mandatory guest appearance on the show.
All she wants is a "damn drink." Which, in a Vegas lockup, somehow sounds reasonable.
If you like Reno 911, you'll love LVJ. And it's real.
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