Poll: Was There Anything Sexy About the Desert?

Why didn’t Michael Patrick King stay out of Abu Dhabi?

By Ted Casablanca Jun 02, 2010 11:45 AMTags
E! Placeholder Image

Who saw Sex and the City 2? Clearly a tad more than those who saw Prince of Persia because that was the real box-office letdown over Memorial Day weekend.

As the debate rages on about just what a disappointment SATC 2 was, here's our review, which harks back to fab-ho Samantha, in two seconds: "Let's get the f--k out of Abu Dhabi!"

That was by far the best line out of the movie and pretty much described how we all were feeling when the overly drawn-out Middle East plot raged on longer than some holy wars. Not to mention it was just slightly offensive and pathetic when the Muslim women hoarded french fries and designer digs under their dresses.

Seriously, there was no sex and very little city in this sequel. We're die-hard Sexers and loved the stuff in NYC. The movie should have stayed there. Thoughts?

Poll

Awful's Leave The Sex in the City Poll

Did the Abu Dhabi scenes ruin SATC 2?
Yes: The Sex girls should hail cabs, not camels.
75.8%
No: I¿d even watch the gals building igloos next time.
24.2%

Love Ted? Follow @theawfultruth on Twitter.

________

Photos: Sex and the City 2 Premiere