Dancing With the Stars Loading Up on Duds?

Popular reality show casts a bunch of losers, but who's the biggest?

By Ted Casablanca Mar 02, 2010 11:48 PMTags
Kate Gosselin, Jake PavelkaABC/ADAM LARKEY; ABC

Too bad The Biggest Loser is already a reality show, because judging by this season's recently revealed Dancing With the Stars cast, sounds like that's what the show could be renamed.

With a title promising "stars," one would think the dancing competition would offer, you know, actual high-wattage wowers. Instead, the upcoming group of Z-list who-are-theys is unimpressive. Or in the case of astronaut Buzz Aldrin, just plain bizarre.

Still-busty-after-all-these-years Pam Anderson is just promising an FCC fine shimmying around onstage, but guess that actually might be fun.

However, Kate Gosselin and The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka will be too busy competing for the title of biggest attention whore to learn the waltz, we're certain.

Poll

Dancing With the Stars' Latest Duds

Who's DWTS' current biggest loser?
Pamela Anderson
22%
Shannen Doherty
10.8%
Kate Gosselin
44.7%
Jake Pavelka
22.4%

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