Morning Piss: Homophobia Alive and Well in (Miss) USA

Miss California and Donald Trump exhibit reprehensible morals

By Ted Casablanca May 15, 2009 11:13 AMTags
Carrie Prejean, Miss CaliforniaAP Photo/Denis Poroy

Well, the audience at Fox's Mike & Juliet show in New York sure liked it when I called out Donald Trump's idiotic statement that folks don't like Miss California "because she's beautiful."

"They don't like her," I countered, "because she's a bigot with breast implants."

Indeed, she is. Carrie Prejean, for ince, told my marvelous fellow guest on Mike, the Associated Press reporter Alicia Quarles, that she wasn't homophobic because she "has a gay hairdresser."

Reminds me of folks who insist they aren't racist because they employ minority workers as house servants. Uh, just as long as they stay in their place, right, Carrie? Like not enjoying the right to marry?

They can spray, tease and fry your locks for all eternity, but only you get full civil liberties, not them, isn't that how it's supposed to go down? According to you, yes.

And you're so trustworthy, anyway, saying you didn't know your blouse was being blown by the wind for those nudie pics, so we'll really go with whatever you say, babe.

It's regretful, at best, that a lying beauty-pageant contestant and thrice-married Trump are even speaking on the issues of what marital rights Americans should or should not enjoy.

Thank God Shanna Moakler had the guts to do what was right and resign from her involvement in the Miss California organization, for many reasons, not the least of which was due to Prejean refusing to be cooperative, in general, as well as nixing any involvement in this very cool PSA.

You really do hate messages of truth and hope, don't you, Carrie? Very un-Obama of you. Now, get lost.