"I know it all."
—Close, professional colleague who was once in the employ of Brad Pitt, but who was let go a year after the stud hooked up with man-borrower Angelina Jolie. Said colleague is currently writing a book (just like Brangelina's former bodyguard) that includes not-so-flattering stories about the woman who swooped in on Pitt and changed several key figures and elements in his life, not just his marital status