Scott Gries/Getty ImagesRyan Reynolds obviously doesn't know how hot he is. Otherwise, he wouldn't be wasting his time writing seal-defending articles for the Huffington Post. Forget the friggin' seals, already, Ry, and talk about ScarJo! Huffington's totally into dirt, too, not just politics, that's why we heart them so.
How is it you've been married months and we haven't heard a peep out of ya? We know you and your wifey are über-private, but you're acting like you've never even met with all this hush-hush biz. For ince, we know you and Scarlet are totally into...
...the kinky stuff, à la teeth dipped in gold as prezzies, that sorta off-the-wall livin'. And Alanis Morissette's essentially said you're a bad boy, Ry-Ry, so where's that naughty news update? You think we want stars all politically correct all the time? No friggin' way! Dish, dude!
I mean, enough with all this do-gooding nonsense that you, Angie, Clooney and other celebs can't seem to get enough of. There are more zealous people out there fighting for the seals and other poor defenseless creatures. Let them. If you've gotta blog about something, get a Twitter and bitch how Scar doesn't know how to cook.