A representative for retro Baywatch star David Hasselhoff insists the nasty-ass Virgin Air folks who surmised that Mr. Hasselhoff had had regrettable plastic surgery are dead wrong.
"Maybe a little Botox here and there," snip-snapped Hasselhoff's impressively forthright rep, "but absolutely no face-lift, he hasn't had one! No work at all."
When asked how the 56-year-old emeritus hunk-for-hire remains so eternally perky-looking, the rep responded: "He's just a handsome guy!"
And who's this new gal he's been squiring 'round town, including to New York, where our original Awful Truth informers witnessed David and his new GF boarding a plane?
"She's a hypnotist," responded Mr. H.'s mouthpiece. "They met in Malibu." The repper was not inclined to release the woman's age or name, but, she did want us to know that the Hoff does actually have a good sense of humor about people poking fun at him, in general.
"People do tend to make fun of David," said the publicist. "But he laughs all the way to the bank."
Good thing all those future Botox injections aren't at risk. Stuff ain't cheap!
Follow me on Twitter