New Moon Cast Up In Smoke

The entire cast of Twilight loves to puff away

Seems like uncleanliness isn't the only vice going on up in Vancouver. We're told by one of the New Moon castmembers (for all of you who are bitching and whining that we make this crap up) that their bonding sesh's not only include homemade dinners, but also group chain smoking.

But guess what they're all so busy puffing away on?

"Just plain ol' cigarettes," said a Twilight hanger-on. "But, like, tons of them. I think they smoke more than they have sex, actually."

Well, since everybody's so damn busy longing and mooning over each other, just like they do in the damn teeny franchise, sorta makes sense. Besides, I hear somebody's really hurting for the one they cast aside—only to want him (or her) back desperately now that filming's begun. More on that later in the week.

But as for this friggin' human-chimney thing the cast has goin' down (or up): Look, we aren't some prudes who think people who smoke cigs are horrible, but don't you think these kids are a tad young to be blazing it up like they're Lindsay Lohan or something?

Especially with swarms of young'uns absolutely idolizing this cast? We're sure there are other ways to connect that don't consist of blackening your lungs.

—Additional reporting by Taryn Ryder