What kind of self-respecting 5-year-old beauty-pageant contestant doesn't know how to trim her own grotesque, overgrown facial hair?
This one. Apparently the Toddlers & Tiaras tyke doesn't realize—as mommy tells us—that "eyebrows are the opening to the soul."
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The Soup blog's video gallery can't wax your brows, but it might just raise 'em. Check it out now!