Pete and Ashlee's Sex Life: How Much Would You Like to Know?

The Fall Out Boy star reveals everything about his sex life on the Howard Stern Show

By Jennifer Cady Dec 16, 2008 8:21 PMTags
Pete Wentz, Ashlee SimpsonJeff Vespa/Getty Images

There's no such thing as TMI in Pete Wentz oversharing emo land. He’s talked about his love of prescription drugs, that one time he tried to commit suicide, wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz’s awesome rack and Bronx being a “happy accident.”

So naturally, some sex talk during a Howard Stern interview is expected, but we weren’t prepared for the amount of detail he went into this morning.

Let’s start with safe for work stuff: He admits the couple has a prenup. “You gotta do that now. I think anywhere two people are making money it's stupid not to, no matter what your occupation is."

And Ashlee probably didn't want him telling everyone about getting up to 150 pounds during her pregnancy, but at least he says the weight is “blazing off her—she’s a babe.” A babe with whom he has “an amazing sex life"...and this is where he veers into serious detail overload.

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Their amazing sex life is in part due to Pete’s claim that “Texas girls are fun." He spares no detail about the first time they had sex—including the place, the mirrors and what he was thinking: “Oh, my God, you are banging the girl of your dreams.”

"We have such a sexual chemistry,” Pete continues (and seriously never stops). “Had we been on this show last year we'd probably be doing it in the green room."

However, now that they have a 2-week-old baby, not so much...yet. Instead, "We do other fun stuff. She's not ready down there." Yes, he really said "down there."

Other fun facts about their sex life that we probably shouldn't know—but do now—include the specifics of Ashlee’s boobs: "She's a C, but I think with the breast milk it’s a D." And that she's up for anything (really, anything): "Let's just say my wife likes me to have a good time.”

Early in the interview, he mentions that Ashlee specifically told him, "Don't say anything crummy about me.” Does any of this count as crummy? For our part, as long as Tony Romo doesn't go spilling the specifics of his and Jess' sex life, we just might make it through.