"I've been accused by the press of giving lap dances at clubs. I mean, little ol' me? It's shocking. People love to believe it. It's way more exciting to talk about than the truth! And they're so descriptive about these lap dances. I don't even know how to do a lap dance!"
—Hilary Duff, telling Maxim about the worst thing ever written about her, while posing seductively on the magazine's January cover
Lap dances? Whatever would give people that idea?