It turns out that the London woman looking to have a say in Michael Jackson's custody arrangement wouldn't mind if a little child support was thrown her way, as well.
Nona Paris Lola Jackson kept on keepin' on Tuesday, filing papers in Los Angeles Superior Court in which she asks for child support payments and shared physical custody that would allow her and the self-proclaimed King of Pop to both spend several hours a day with his three children, together. She even submitted a tentative schedule demonstrating how easy it would be to make that happen.
In the meantime, Jackson would retain full legal custody of 10-year-old Prince, 9-year-old Paris and 5-year-old Prince II, aka Blanket, the court documents state.
Meanwhile, the court has already shot down two attempts on Nona Jackson's part to fiddle with the undisclosed agreement Jackson has with ex-wife Deborah Rowe, who is the birth mother on record of Paris and the elder Prince.
L.A. Superior Court Judge Robert Schnider refused last month to hear her motion, stating that Nona Jackson had failed to properly notify her wannabe baby daddy and Rowe of her intentions and that, even if she had followed procedure, she had still "failed to submit any credible evidence she gave birth to the minor children."
So while Jackson doesn't appear to be in the market for another mama for his children, with his rep Raymone Bain calling Nona Jackson's actions "ludicrous," perhaps he could still use a groundskeeper.
In her latest filing, Nona Jackson also requested that the singer's Neverland Ranch and one of his Encino, California, homes be turned over to her.
Make that Never-Neverland.
Anyway, per Tuesday's motion, Nona Jackson also asked Schnider to forgive her for her past procedural errors, explaining, "I am not a qualified lawyer and have little or no capacity to serve the papers accurately, but from the previous indicated rulings I have tried to find the flaws and fix them."
Similarly to her two previous court filings, she maintains that Rowe and Jackson never consummated their three-year marriage, which ended in 1999, and that she is the mother of all three children.
"Debbie's hospital records will prove that my kids are not hers because of DNA," Nona Jackson states in court documents. "I gave birth through the means of water birth because I am technically a [sic] herbalist."
Technically, this woman is in need of a wakeup call. Hearings on her motion have been set for May 2 and May 30.