If you consider BFFs to be two people who, above all else, never pass judgment on each other, well, we don't have a show for you.
However, if you believe true friendship comes from living in the shallow end of the pool called life, then you've come to the right place for a preview of MTV's reality show Paris Hilton's My New BFF, premiering Sept. 30.
"If you guys are gonna hang with me, your look is gonna need an upgrade—big-time," Paris tells all her potential pals before serving up suggestions on how they can improve their appearances.
So take a dip and let us know what you think. Will you be jumping back in for more, or will you simply swim over to the side of the pool that has more depth?