You may want to steer clear of Megan Fox and her libido. At least if you're a mountain ox.
In the October issue of GQ, the 22-year-old Transformers star spends a whole lotta time talking about sex (not that we're complaining), revealing, at one point, how she had a brief romance at 18 with a female stripper named Nikita, who would do "these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads."
A sweet emotion indeed…
Yet, the actress, who we should reluctantly remind everyone is engaged to Brian Austin Green (at last count), insists she's not a lesbian and says, "I just think all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl."
Which brings us back to the earlier warning to those of the bovine persuasion.
Says Megan: "Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands."
On second thought, that might not be such a bad way to go.