Ditch, Do or Marry: Silver Foxes Edition!

Pick and choose between Hollywood’s aging hotties!

By Team Truth Jun 30, 2011 2:43 PMTags
Harrison Ford, George Clooney, Jeff BridgesAP Photo / Tammie Arroyo ;Neilson Barnard/Getty Images; Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

We've already played our fave little game with H'wood's younger crowd. Now we're raiding the old folks home and picking out our favorite gray-haired hotties.

And while we usually think of Anderson Cooper when we hear "silver fox," turns out there are plenty of aging studs prime for the picking.

So get ready to choose who you'd wed, who you'd bed and who would wet the bed between...

Harrison Ford, George Clooney and Jeff Bridges!

First up, Shia's mentor turned disser, Harrison. We just can't resist a man with a bullwhip, camel-colored chinos and a fedora. Though this Han was solo for many years, he's been officially snagged by Calista Flockhart, Ally McBeal herself. Though that doesn't mean we have to stop lusting after his light saber.

Now that Clooney is single and free to do whatever it is he does in Lake Como all summer, this gray-haired screen god has reclaimed his throne as the No. 1 eligible bachelor. And though some of you bitchy commenters are picking on poor George, he wasn't named People's sexiest man for nothing.

And finally, the man who made westerns sexy again: Jeff Bridges. Whether toking up as The Dude or saving Hailee Steinfeld from deadly snakes, he makes our hearts go crazy. And while we know we can't steal him away from his long-wedded wife, a girl (or guy) can dream!

So which silver fox would you want to catch, set free or devour?

Poll

Awful's Ditch, Do or Marry: Silver Fox Edition Poll!

Ditch
Harrison Ford: Calista Flockhart can keep him.
39.4%
George Clooney: He¿s a bachelor for a reason.
24%
Jeff Bridges: Stoner comedies do nothing for me.
36.7%
Do
Harrison Ford: We like the way he works that whip.
22.8%
George Clooney: We¿d do him on any ocean.
63.7%
Jeff Bridges: He can sing us to sleep, anytime.
13.4%
Marry
Harrison Ford: Every morning can be a morning glory.
35%
George Clooney: Someone¿s gotta tie him down.
16%
Jeff Bridges: Our love can form an indestructible bridge.
49%