TwitterUPDATE: Sheen is too swift for his own good. "She's back!" he tells People of Oberlin, who perhaps just stepped out for a sec to buy more juice.
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It appears Charlie Sheen is down one goddess.
"Update: Sober Valley Lodge; Rachel has left the building...We're sad.... Over it... Applications now being accepted! #winner," the suspended Two and a Half Men star tweeted a little after midnight, referring to porn star Bree Olson, whose real name is Rachel Oberlin.
The über-communicator is indeed still on top of the world, having realized he's made his mark in the other good book.
"Thanks to you fabulous and perfect humans, we bludgeoned our way into the 2nd greatest book of all time. 'The Guinness book' now complete," tweeted Sheen, who's now at 1.7 million Twitter followers and counting.
"It has all of us within it's pages. most Twitter followers EVER, 24 hr period. they should change it's title; 'The Guinness Book of Us,'" Sheen added, shortly after he and remaining goddess Natalie Kenly got over Rachel's departure. (Think she got wind of their next possible vacation destination and bailed?)
No word on how many applications Sheen has received just yet, but everyone wants to play for a winning team, right?
(Originally published March, 5, 2011, at 8:30 a.m. PT)