Cali Chronic X, Dagwood; John Sciulli/WireImage.comNothing says staying sober like dating the cover girl of Cali Chronic X magazine.
Right, Charlie Sheen?
But that's the case, as Sheen has decamped from his stay-at-home rehab (and Major League viewing parties) to fly to the Bahamas with his new ladylove, his other new ladylove...and his ex-wife.
Wait, what?!
Sheen left Los Angeles days ago with new girlfriend Natalie "Natty Baby" Kenly, best known for being named the aforesaid pot-happy publication's "The Official Chronic Girl 2010." And joining them for their little getaway: Sheen's other lady of the moment, porn star Bree Olson, and Sheen's ex-wife (and current houseguest) Brooke Mueller.
Sounds like an awesome vacay.
Actually, not quite.
While calling in to The Alex Jones Show earlier today, Sheen revealed that Mueller was no longer partaking in the festivities.
"Let me just say this, and this is all I'm going to say about this. Where there were four, there are now three," he said matter-of-factly. "Goodbye, Brooke. Good luck in your travels. You're going to need it. Badly."