Advice for Lindsay Lohan From...Charlie Sheen?!

Actor calls into Dan Patrick's radio show and reveals the words of wisdom he would offer up to the troubled actress

Yeah, you read that right.

Despite his own seemingly never-ending troubles, Charlie Sheen nevertheless feels like he's just the person to give Lindsay Lohan some much-needed advice.

Again, you read that right...

"I dare you to get Lindsay on the show," Sheen told Dan Patrick while calling into his radio show on Wednesday for the second time this week. "Because if you get Lindsay on the show, I will call in. I've got some things I would recommend she consider because I don't tell anybody what to do."

Unless, we assume, there's $30,000 involved. But we digress.

One piece of advice he would definitely give Linds: "Work on your impulse control. Just try to think things through a little bit before you do them."

Um, OK.

Sheen then proceeded to comment on Lohan's alleged sticky fingers fiasco.

"Now, check it, I was not there in the store," he said. "The necklace, the thing, the bracelet—who cares? I mean, they're so desperate to vilify without fact."

Think Lindsay's listening?